Dad: A Software Engineer.Think about that: "Soft" and "Ware", That should be mom's job. Mom: A Hardware (tools like hammer) Buyer.My god! That's dad's job. Son: A Player.Play chess, play soccer, play piano, play video game, play in school, play at home ... Daughter: A Commander."No, dad!", "Don't do that, Mom!", "Stop! Brother!", "I am so sad."